...that you spend too much time in your car (courtesy of husband-dear):
10. You can hum the theme song to almost every single NPR show, and imitate the "you are listening to.." call perfectly, intonation and all.
9. You exceed the manufacturer's warranty in the first year.
8. You realize that on M-F, you spend more time in your care than you do with your husband (while awake anyway).
7. You jokingly call your car your mobile office, but when you're not sure where your laptop, latest batch of ungraded papers, or your thumb drive is, you know the best place to look is your car.
6. Scheduling car maintenance takes precedence over scheduling your dental cleanings.
5. You've noticed that you buy new tires at the same interval that you get your hair cut.
4. You schedule conference calls on your drive home.
3. You select your weekly meals based on what you can eat while driving (hint: black bean quesadillas are the bomb, anything on a bun with lettuce is a no-go).
And a related 3a. You ask your husband to make the quesadilla a little thinner so the cheese won't leak out
2. Your right calf is significantly larger than your left calf.
And your most obvious sign that you spend way too much commuting to and from work:
1. When your husband composes lists like these while waiting for you to come home!
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